So today in school, I was sitting next to this kid name Leland for the purpose of this story, he started throwing up, and I thought that was the end of this weirdness. I was wrong.

So later next hour of school I was walking to my next class with some friends Rex, Rex had crutches and that’ll be important later, and Chris, only saying that also for the stories purpose, and we were making jokes about Chris and how good he is at video games, and I guess some kid was eavesdropping on us and, I’m gonna name him, Gary, for this video, well, Gary, a kid who had anger issues had heard us and was thinking we were talking about him, I guess in his little mind, Gary said,”WHAT THE HELL, ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ME? I’LL KILL THE ONE”

so as my friend Rex sat down setting his crutch down, I was right about to take my backpack off, and in comes Gary, running like Usain Bolt, he came in and tripped over Rex’s crutch and just head butted my backpack, hitting the four textbooks, my laptop and I hear him say “FU-” then I turned around witch caught him off guard.

He started like panicking and he punched me right on the belt loop, and he just looked at his fist in disbelief, like he wanted it to send me across the room, and let me tell you about Gary, he is like only half my size, like, I’m only in Middle school so I’m only like 5’8′ but this kid was like 4’2′ no joke I could pimp slap him out of existence, ok, like he could be to Mars if I cared enough. Basically his punch didn’t do a whole bunch, and I just acted like it didn’t happen.

Sense he was trying to be cool, I think, or just try to get out of trouble, so he blamed me for it, our teacher said “get out of my class” he started running out and tried to leave the school. Then the janitor tackled him to the ground and that was the end of it, I don’t think he ever was suspended, I think he was just in the office for two hours after school.

So like today my friends and I were playing the playstation game The Forest, and we were fighting an armsy, like a gray armsy, normal sense we’re on day 35 right? But then out of nowhere legit not ecen joking, 17 more gray armsies come out of the woods and just merk us to the ground, like we were turky twisted into ublivian, there was no escape, then my friend Elite Cheesysoap (some of y’allmsy might know him as Collin swope, on youtube) pulls up with a gun and one shots all of them, one by one, armsies falling left and right, just getting yeeted to the heavens to see there fate, but after that we were raided by more mutants of all kinds, so we just fought them off and got a new base.

So like 1 or 2 days ago my cat ratchet was in the rest room with me and I didn’t even realize until I was done doing my buissness.

As you can see right there, there is a matt and then open space on my shower door right? Wrong.

Where did he go? Where did you come from cotton eyed joe.

I would either buy a pc, or go on a trip with the boys.

So, here’s the story of why I’ve been gone, It all started one lovely Monday, not really lovely, but a regular old Monday, nothing too special, or was there???? I checked my snap to see if anyone was/ has texted me, I thought my phone had died while I was sleeping, but little did I know my phone was to never turn on again. Couple weeks later Vyro and I were gaming, but we weren’t on a call, he asked my why and I explained to him it’s broken and I need to get it fixed,

Yo so this is gonna take a while so let’s skip to the end, I GOT A NEW PHONE, so ya, I’ll be reminding myself to post more btw